Everyone has a blog. I mean, everybody. I am constantly asked, no pleaded with, to go to this friend’s blog or to see what brilliant thing has been written on this other friend’s blog. These requests start off reasonable enough, and for the most part I comply and check out most blogs. However, I feel like I don’t have any leverage with these people. Hence, this blog.

Now, when someone tells me to read their blog I can counter with a “Sure, make sure you check out my new post on Carpet Cleaning!” That will teach those jerks…