I have been absent from the blog writing scene for a while, and this blog has been silent for a good while. Thus, as naturally happens, crazy rumors and warmongering have sprouted…but mostly rumors, trying to explain what has happened to this blog and why it has not been active in so long of a time. Let me help you seperate the rumors (the warmongering I can’t do anything about) from fact to fiction so that you can have a better understanding of where we can go from here…
FACT - This blog has not been updated since before Thanksgiving of last year.
FICTION – As far as I can tell, Nazis are not to blame (but that shouldn’t stop you from despising them any less).
FICTION – This blog has not traveled in time to the future in order to save the human race.
FACT – This blogger is confused by LOST.
FICTION – I haven’t slept in months knowing that this blog has not been updated.
FACT – I have been physically threatened often (not sure if it is because of the blog or my devilish good looks).
FICTION - This blog did not go through a “dark” period, where is changed it’s name to DarkFrosting and wore black eye makeup.
FACT – I really want to try this at some point.
FICTION – This blog (and blogger) was in a drug treatment program in which after several months of denial, finally accepted himself for who he is, and learned a lot about life in the process.
FACT – This blogger is really lazy.
FICTION – This blog did not discover a series of good natured robots that could turn themselves into cars, trucks, and tape cassettes, be-friend them, and then help them defend the Earth from much cooler, but much eviler robots who could transform into stealth bombers.
FACT - This would make a great movie! (Or at least, slightly better than mediocore).
Well, I hope that clears up a lot…
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