People are constantly asking me “Aaron, how do you get your face so smooth?” and I tell them that I lather baby oil and Crisco from my chin to my cheeks for fifteen minuted every morning, just like my granddad does. People are usually amused by that answer and continue to ask questions like “Aaron, how do I get the ladies?”, in which I usually say that I have a rare medical condition that allows me to only answer one amazing life skill question a day and then I quickly find the nearest exit and leave. Up until now, no one has ever questioned me on this condition, but the truth is, I don’t have a condition, I just don’t know the answer. So I did some researching ( on the internet, aka “where all my knowledge comes from”) and found a great example of how to court the perfect woman. Have a listen…
Man of the year…
Listen closely, because you can also hear how to verify that the woman you are trying to date is “psycologically normal”, and to make sure the woman knows there is “nothing wrong with you”…
Edit: I can’t figure how to embed this thing on my site, so just click the link and enjoy the brilliance…
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